I was taking out my contacts yesterday when I heard Geoff yell, "YEAAAGH EUUGGH AAARGGH" from the other room. Thinking that something must be horribly awry, I inquired as to the cause of his alarm. His response: "SCARLETT LICKED MY EAR!"
I'm still giggling.
Here is Geoffrey after the incident, sternly lecturing Scarlett for her transgression:
Also, Melly is not still waiting for the package. Which is good, since I had it shipped to my office. Heh.