I thought the scope of Melly's ridiculousness might be a bit clearer if I showed you the treat bin. So, here it is:
Oddly, the bin doesn't show signs of being chewed.
I'm a little behind on my cat photos because of my vacation, so here are two creatures I saw during my trip. This vibrant fellow was outside a museum, basking in the sun and the attention of small children:
And this uber-relaxed dude is an example of the oddly tame squirrels one finds on college campuses. He stopped a few feet in front of me and just flopped down, probably to cool off on the pavement, and was completely unconcerned by my presence.