I considered putting Scarlett in the Captain t-shirt so I could take some photos. This is how the conversation went:
Me: "So, there's this Captain America t-shirt, and it happens to be just your size..."
"I'm sorry, did you say t-shirt?"
Me: "Um, yes. Yes I did. Want to try it on?" [brandishes t-shirt]
"Do you not remember what happened last time you put me in clothes?"
Me: [looks down at three-inch scar on forearm] "I'll take that as a no, then."
On an unrelated subject, please send some purrs/prayers/vibes over to Debra at ManxMnews: her dear Abby passed away a couple of days ago. Debra posted a wonderful memorial post here.