Melly continues to interpret the "no cats on the table" rule to mean "no cats on the actual wooden surface of the table." Yesterday, she carefully picked her way across the table using the detritus from my last craft project as stepping stones, before triumphantly planting her derriere on a stack of sketch paper.
"There has been zero paw-to-table contact,
therefore I continue to abide by the letter of the law."
"I'll just be over here looking angelic, if anyone needs me."