Here is Melly, looking very proud of herself:
Would you like to know why? It's a doozie.
She puked a giant puddle right on my bed. Right after I'd changed the sheets. It went through all the layers of bedding. The reason for the puking? None. She just ate too fast.
Oh, and half an hour later, she chewed on and ruined my sister's iPod headphones.
That's right, Melly. Look ashamed.