Melly is in possession of a fairly substantial wardrobe (for a cat), which includes a Huskies football jersey and a Seahawks cheerleader outfit. These are worn on game days, much to Melly's everlasting annoyance and my great delight.* My favorite is the jersey, because of how all the fur on her back end poofs out under it.
"Can we be done now?"
"We are not friends."
*You may recall how Melly mauled my face a while back. The scar is still there and I look pretty piratey without makeup. The clothing is a very amusing and harmless way of getting my revenge.