Friday, September 3, 2010


When I got home from work on Wednesday, I walked by the open bathroom door and noticed this:

Please note that the blinds are hanging well over the edge of the sill, and that several slats have been gnawed. One in particular appears to have seen the business end of a weed eater.

I know who did this.


Ok, Melly. Try and get past this masking tape, strategically placed sticky side out. Go on, I dare ya.



Martin Hooper said...

Hehe you go Miss Melly!!!

Kea said...

LOL! That's hilarious! But c'mon, unless you have video evidence of Melly caught in the act, she is innocent! Innocent until proven guilty! :-D

Cynthia M. Suprenant said...

Dear Ms. Natalie:

I have been retained by Miss Melly to respond to your baseless allegations in respect of the damaged bathroom window blinds.

Please be advised that my client vigorously denies having had any involvement in the destruction, damage or other perturbation of said blinds. She believes that you have been caught in a web of lies, innuendo and half-truths spread by her adversary in an effort to discredit her and sully her reputation.

Please immediately cease and desist or we shall be forced to file a writ or a brief or some other dumb court-related thingee.

Melly's Lawyer

P.S. My client would be willing to discuss making a very small admission of complicity in exchange for tuna.

The Adventures of Scarlett and Melly said...

Cynthia, your comment cracked me up!

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...

LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!
MOL MOL MOL!!!!!!!!


SeaThreePeeO said...

MOL! Excellent!

tedder said...

yeah, we tried the sticky-side-out thing with our smart troublemaker. He likes the taste of tape though. He'll lick on it all day. Sigh.

Anonymous said...

Well said, Cynthia. I have a tape licker/eater/photo licker in my family...the masking tape wouldn't stand a chance.

Sylvestermiasmomma said...

Good one Cynthia!! Need to get out the clear type tape. This way she won't be tempted to try to tear it down too. I have curtains in my new apartment and already have found my tabby girl batting at them. Oh oh!

G said...

Cynthia: "If the bite marks don't fit, you must acquit." Is that what you are saying?

Natalie's Mother said...

Ha, even in the midst of destruction, the comments on this blog are hilarious!

Marlene said...

Picture 3. Cue Mission Impossible theme music. Cue voiceover 1: Ok, Melly. Try and get past this masking tape, strategically placed sticky side out. Go on, I dare ya.

Cue voiceover 2: This mission, should you choose to accept it, shall self-destruct in 3 seconds.

Cue voiceover 1: Drat


Cynthia M. Suprenant said...

G, that's zackly what I'm sayin'!!!!! :) :)

Katnip Lounge said...

I'm not sure weed-eaters destoy blinds *quite* like that. Looks more like the work of a drill or a nail gun to me.

I give it 48 hours and then Miss Destructo will strike!

pee ess: Purrs to the wisdom tooth extractee!


Oh Miss Melly
We hope you got your tuna!



Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Forgive us, but mebbe jus lift the blinds up a foot ta let Melly look out the winder?

Cat said...

So funny! We have mini blinds like that in our basement and one day I found Archie sort of woven through them...I wish my camera had been handy it was hilarious :-)

Tanya Sloan said...

My kitties chew blinds when I've already pulled down blinds for the evening, but they didn't get enough of window time. Sasha (my boy) actually chewed OFF four ends of the blinds to create a perfect cat-sized hole to use for these occasions.

Joshary Jones said...

I can also relate to you! I have a 1 year old cat and he's like Melly. He likes to play with our blinds everyday. And there's this one time when he even broke our window. =| You really need to keep them away from these stuff.